I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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