he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Randomize
