it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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