I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
All I want is dick and wine.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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