and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
Randomize
