Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
I smell stomach acid.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
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