420 ftw
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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