i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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