They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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