it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
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