that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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