Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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