i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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