I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
tell your sister to shave her snatch
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Randomize
