I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
So, after having sex with my 4th overweight girl in 2 weeks, I've decided Charlie Sheen syndrome is ruining my life.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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