I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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