was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
We have started to decorate penises.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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