I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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