Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
you inspire me to be a worse person
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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