it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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