hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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