Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
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