I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
Randomize
