have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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