Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
My life is pants optional.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
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