I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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