their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Can we end it on a good note at least? Can we fuck and then never talk again?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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