love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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