Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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