love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
I spent part of my valentines extracting candy hearts from a woman's vagina. The entire time I was thinking "this job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes. This job pays for my Mercedes."
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
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