ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
We lost you in the bar so we waited outside for you...next thing you know you kick open the doors and yell "I'M ALIVE"
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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