Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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