Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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