You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
then the nurse gave me a bag with my personal belongings: phone, wallet. jacket, keys and a BTB burrito
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
They had an entire room dedicated to passed out people. It was like a dogpile of cross faded toddlers drooling on each other.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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