Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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