She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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