? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
Sorry about my life...
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
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