Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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