Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
Randomize
