I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Got laid at work. Yes, AT work, why they let me run this tennis center by myself speaks to their poor judge of character.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
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