we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
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