Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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