ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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