That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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