It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
Is this making any sense, because I’m puking and trying to be Philosophical right now
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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