Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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