if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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