I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
For his 21st I'm getting a fancy hotel that way he can at least sleep in a nice bathtub
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
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