My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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