Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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